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Walmart Demotivational Poster


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.

SHOPPING AT WALMART - So easy, even a caveman can do it

TAGS: walmart caveman so easy
Rating: 4.45/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:26 pm
so what was the question?
Bolverk37782 - August 31, 2011, 6:50 am
only after F***ing Walmart has killed off other local suppliers.

Meanwhile... -

TAGS: walmart midnight weirdos creepy
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - May 31, 2013, 4:11 pm
Working Nights 5 Sleepy Eyes L .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 3:09 pm
Lots of discounts at Walmart, even in the circus sideshow, lol.
Reality Lord - May 31, 2013, 2:57 pm

when i was a kid you used to have to pay to see the freaks. now its free at walmart daily. who would have thought :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 2:48 pm
I just randomly found this. They actually have a website dedicated to these... these... CREATURES? Things that make you go.... *uuuugggh.*
CloudchaserS - May 31, 2013, 11:12 am
More at peopleofwalmart.com



TAGS: walmart sale protests
Rating: 4.71/5

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SkylaGirl108 - November 26, 2011, 7:43 pm

CAT LADY - You can spot them a mile away... They always buy the big bag.

TAGS: catlady people of walmart pink
Rating: 4.18/5

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Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 11:36 am
It's the age old question. Do people like this exist because of Walmart or does Walmart exist because of people like this.


TAGS: bin laden walmart terrorist
Rating: 3.8/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 4:04 pm

should have shopped the name tag..O-Sam A

TRAYVON TARGETS - Now available in the gun and ammo section of your local Walmart .

TAGS: trayvon targets guns ammo walmart
Rating: 3.17/5

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SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:25 pm
Local police depts had to change to blue silhouette targets for range practice because of complaints that black silhouettes trained the (mostly white) police to shoot at black people.

THE MEANING OF LIFE - Cliff notes version.

THE CEREAL AISLE PIMP - You, yeah you, what you fancy? You a sugarcoated bro? We got everything you want if you got the cheddar!


TAGS: walmart
Rating: 4.93/5

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concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:58 am
verrrry funnnny
Reality Lord - February 20, 2013, 4:57 pm

as a joke i want to make copies of just the card and leave in the entranceway flyer rack. i double dare anyone...then take pics of the peoples faces
Silverheart - February 20, 2013, 3:31 pm

Back when I lived in North Carolina, I could FILL this card every trip. 5Lols

COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.

TAGS: walmart tattoo lame funny copyright
Rating: 2.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 1:54 pm
He probably asked for a babe on a Harley, and then perhaps he somehow pissed off the tattoo artist, LOL. Think about it: A Wal*Mart b*tch tat on a guy? That’s the burn that keeps on burning XD
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Nice! Lol
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Because he asked really, really nice. Lol
Feasibly - September 26, 2011, 4:38 pm
You're a lifesaver, Thornne. I always thought Walmart was spelled with a "k" on the end...
Sean - September 26, 2011, 4:14 pm
But why Thornne, WHY????
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 12:04 pm
My name is Thornne and I did this tattoo in Columbia/Lexington SC. I am now at Freedom Tattoo in Floence SC 843.662.4009
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 2:15 am
Scary food for thought: Employess get a 15% discount on you..what ever the rest of you do, don't picture..don't do it!

Dear Walmart -

TAGS: walmart self checkout never again
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:00 am

Walmart - 5pm, prime shopping hours. 20 lanes that could be open, only 3 of which actually are. Long@ss line of impatient, irate people waiting to do (for free) what should be a job for one of the many unemployed local residents... f&%$ Walmart. [/rant]
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:27 am
Cannabal - November 13, 2013, 10:55 pm
One time, it took me 20 minutes to go through an "Express Checkout." Never. F'ucking. Again.

MEANWHILE - In Arkansas

HERE WE GO AGAIN - It's Black Friday at Walmart

People Watching -

TAGS: walmart bar people watching next
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:33 pm
The three drinking dudes! They sure know all the h** spots. 5L
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 9:18 pm

I had no idea Milk of Magnesia came in brown bottles...
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am

I think I may be drinking too much
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am

I think I may be drinking too much
falloutghoul - November 22, 2013, 8:00 pm
I didn't know the next level was Ugg.

GOOD NEWS FOR WAL-MART GREETERS. - Wal-Mart is offering an employee discount on all caskets

TAGS: casket sale walmart
Rating: 4.86/5

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MPsniper - March 6, 2013, 4:47 am
they can incorporate that into their dead peasant insurance policies.

beginning of the end -

WAL-MART - Just rolling back the savings.

TAGS: walmart cheap
Rating: 4.21/5

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Triggerhappy - August 30, 2010, 1:18 pm
It's pretty good for my first creation. Zook that is an awesome comment.
5butjam - August 30, 2010, 7:26 am
I think Zook's comment would've made a better caption, just my opinion.
Zook - August 30, 2010, 12:14 am
a penny saved is a penny earned


TAGS: walmart
Rating: 3.73/5

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Bolverk3778 - November 8, 2012, 8:32 am
Failed in Germany, Tried to take on the German unions and totally FAILED!

WAL-MART HOME DELIVERY - Save money, live better, Wal-Mart

TAGS: walmart
Rating: 2.13/5

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Alligator at WalMart -

Walmart bargains -

TAGS: walmart bargains do more harm than good
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2013, 12:44 pm
Lol, wait - what?
EmilioDumphque - September 28, 2013, 12:09 pm
Wife's pets. (Your welcome.)

Walmart Gangstas -

Walmart -

TAGS: walmart canada celebration prices free
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:50 am
Thanks mao, but gotta "run"...they're about to rollback the price on toilet paper...bahaha!
maoworks2 - August 5, 2014, 1:02 pm
Yah Ah I really Like This One MissPriss.

Shopping Wally World -

TAGS: walmart shopping kardashian sisters
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:11 pm
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 5:10 am
Hey . . . . . . .

MOTHER LOVE - Comes in all shapes and sizes

TAGS: people of walmart women figures
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 11, 2012, 12:40 am
Robert Crumb's often mentioned "Shelf Effect".


TAGS: children of walmart
Rating: 2.36/5

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TheGoat - September 18, 2010, 10:20 pm
like to meet those two in 4 or 5 years when they're not j******t!

BAGGED MILK - Safer for Wal*Mart Door Greeters.


TAGS: walmart bargin blowout music cds
Rating: 1.52/5

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DZ - April 14, 2009, 8:24 pm
You also have know idea what funny is either.

I Saw That -

TAGS: models art fashion me drunk banned walmart
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:33 pm
Oh I don't need sparklies and feathers to make a difference. Make no mistake me in my undies is always a show stopper...muhahaha.
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:24 pm
Do ya' think if you were covered in diamontes and feathers it would make a difference? ^!!!!
MissPriss - March 12, 2016, 12:29 pm
Thanks 'sod
MissPriss - March 12, 2016, 12:28 pm
Thanks Jeebus
MissPriss - March 12, 2016, 12:28 pm
Thanks 'cern
Oldsod - March 12, 2016, 6:11 am
I remember when I'd say something like, "5d and faved!" after seeing this...absolutely fantastic!
JesusWept - March 12, 2016, 6:07 am
How unfair haha ^^^^^
concern3 - March 12, 2016, 2:47 am
People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it. an UP yours

WOW! -

TAGS: women trash walmart models poor
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - March 18, 2016, 10:13 am
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:33 pm
Push---W. O. W.--hahahahaha! I have been blessed with a 'Walmart' budget. This isn't the biggest chick dressed in stretch fabric that I've seen. There are people at my local Walmart that challenge the maximum weight carrying capacity of a Humvee!!!! LOL^!